For the guy who came up with the password plan

December 3, 2007

Like a night club in the morning you’re the bitter end.  Like a recently disinfected shithouse you’re clean round the bend.

You give me the horrors too bad to be true, all of my tomorrows are lousy cos of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter you put the pain in spain.  Happy days are done for and you’re the one I blame.

You’re certainly no raver commonly known as a drag.  Do us all a favour, here, wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies I’ve got you under my skin.  You make life a fairy tale…. grim.

A sumo wrestler’s armpits have nothing on your shoes.  Show me two half-wits and they’re twice as smart as you.

People mention murder the moment you arrive.  l’d consider killing you if l thought you were alive.

You’ve got this slippery quality it makes me think of phlegm, and a dual personality, l hate both of them.

Your bad breath vamps disease, destruction and decay, please please please please take yourself away.

Like a death a birthday party you spoil all the fun. Like a sucked and spat-out smartie you’re no use to anyone.

Like the shadow of the guillotine, on a dead consumptive’s face.  Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

You went to a progressive psychiatrist he recommended suicide.  Before scratching your bad name off his list and pointing the way outside.

Laughter from the playground breaks your bleeding heart. You’re heading for a breakdown better pull yourself apart

Your dirty name is passed about when something goes amiss.  Your attitudes are platitudes, they make me want to pi**.

What kind of creature bore you was it some kind of bat? They can’t find a good word for you, but l can…


Abridged and by unkind courtesy of John Cooper Clarke, The Salford Poet.

One Response to “For the guy who came up with the password plan”

  1. Simon Says:

    I am so mad about the fasthosts its crazy. Why not complain to working lunch.

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